Huh?Adapted directly from the Lost Aztec Calendar Chinese Scrolls:
LOOK UP YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE.. Descriptions follow.
If you are an Ass: Besides being boss, you display a very loyal and sweet personality, with an airy nature. Loyalty can never be doubted, as you are honest and sincere when it comes to attitude towards working it out of the anus.
Simply hassle free, humble and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why friends, and underwear, cling-on to you! You have good taste in clothes, when you wear them.
If you are irregular and your wardrobe is not up to date with trends, you are depressed.
Popular and easy-going; you have a little group of dignified friends, all of them being quality business oriented, if you know what bidness is most important.
If you are a Slug: Mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. Fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder people seek for your company and look forward to include you for all get-together's. However, you are a little bit sensitive to salt which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you, since you are deaf, dumb and blind. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath, which is displayed at two inches per hour.
If you are a Cockroach: Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace-loving, photophobic person. You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to flight or fight; scatter or bite. An outdoor-zy person, you dislike sitting at one place for long. A born leader, you carry around on you in the form of mites, a tactfull driver that makes others work, or frighten the work out of others so that their asses pucker, and they run for their lives. (See: also Ass, if you are)
As does ass, you love being loved, and when you receive your ass share of lime from soggy walls, or too much light from others you are all theirs! Squish! Well, well... Hence some will even take an advantage, flatter you to the maximum and get their work done. So be careful..... little do they know you continue being alive even after being squished.
If you are a Parasite: An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy with passion, but always in the pissing. Attuned for quick wit; At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various virus things and going to the depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you're cool but when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt.
Quite the fashion bird, you live in the feathers. People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashioned genicides. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking much to strangers who are stranger than you. People feel very uneasy in your company. You observe very little because you are a metabolic symbiote who takes little care in choosing friends. No frined to space aliens, you have saved the human race countless times.
If you are a Skunk: You are near perfect and nice at heart. Examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people. You, too, love peace; you wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong, even to the one who laid you out as road kill. You were just exiting your culvert home to find Sallie Sue when the lights centered on you, and were not repelled by your natural defenses. You are loved due to this.
You do not wish to talk behind one's back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return. You are generous enough, Pepe LePew. Seeing things in a practical light is what the best trait of you Skunky guys remains, when all else is but a skid mark on the pavement.
If you are a Bullfrog: You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life. Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected. In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need.
You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites. They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you. Beware; it is easy for you to fall in love....
If you are a Snake: You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk. You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group. Very prim and proper; you like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, you may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you.
If you are an Ape: Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quickly as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. That way, your people are unique. You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you apish people are!
